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Saturday, February 11, 2012

North Carolinian embarrasses state in DC

No, I’m not talking about our other Senator, I’m talking about this guy

A Charlotte man is facing felony assault charges after he threw a glass bottle that injured an officer's eye during a raid at an Occupy D.C. encampment, according to reports.

Let’s take a look at his NC record

Suspect

But wait, there’s more!

Records show (Suspect) was convicted in Connecticut on larceny charges in 2006 and 2007. Last year, he was convicted on forgery charges in Iredell County, as well as in Mecklenburg County. He has since absconded from probation, according to the N.C. Department of Correction.
Charlotte-Mecklenburg police arrested (Suspect) last March and charged him with assault on a female, but the charges were later dismissed.

Maybe we can convince DC to keep him. I’ll bet that Connecticut doesn’t want him, but unfortunately since he is a probation absconder, he’ll likely be sent back here.

It’d be cheaper to tie him to a cement block and drop him into the Potomac.

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Posted by Sean D Sorrentino at 6:01 AM
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3 comments:

  1. I was going to tell you that no, Boxin' Bob had been defeated and was no longer in DC.


    Then I read the story.

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  2. I like your solution as it is quick and doesn't involve extra economic resources.

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  3. "It’d be cheaper to tie him to a cement block and drop him into the Potomac."

    Can we do that? There's a few around here that need to be dropped into the Des Moines River.

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